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By The Funk on December 2, 2005.

So far, the Spurs’ biggest victory, as Dingo pointed out, was the thorough domination of the now-Pacific leading Golden State Warriors… a team to be respected.

The Spurs had a monumental win over them last season in Oakland, with Manu mostly out, Tim completely out, Eva Longoria in the house, and Tony Parker reminding her that he is her MAN and after beating down the (mighty!) Baron Davis in a shootout duel for the ages, he was going to take her home and tax the living daylights out of her.

Note – she has since, of course, tatoo’ed his initials on her privates. Yes, Tony Parker, Le Penetration (pron. “peh-nuh-trah-see-ohhhhh”) has rocked Eva Longoria’s sex so hard that he has branded her magnificent butterfly.

Wow. That’s manly.

So this season, the Spurs put the Big Clamp down on defense, and by halftime led the mighty Warriors by 30. Ouch.

I pointed out to Casanova and Rhino that every time Nick VanExel touched the ball, the fans booed. They were mad he left after a season I guess?

Casanova said “They’re not boo’ing. They’re saying “Boo-urns.”

That’s why I bring the hilarious motherfucker with me to basketball games. Oh, and I found out he and Rhino have been to as many Spurs-Kings games as I have in the last 5 years.

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