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That loss to the Hornets was so ugly…

By Daniel Strickland on December 20, 2005.

…if it were a prostitute, Funk would be its only client.

…for a few seconds, I actually considered becoming a Lakers fan.

…Pop went Singaporean in the locker room after the game: multiple canings for everyone.

…it made Beetlejuice look like Denzel Washington.

Any others, guys?

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  1. Dingo December 20, 2005

    … for a minute I thought it was 1996 and not 2005.

    … I started cheering for the Hornets.

    Btw, the Spurs committed “a season-high 23 turnovers … managed just five points off fast breaks and were outscored 44-26 in the paint.”

    Damn, that is ugly.

  2. TheFunk December 21, 2005


    it ain’t got no alibi, itss ugly.
    Its uglay.

    So ugly when it joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

    So ugly, it makes onions cry.


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