NETS TO GET MET
The Nets look to take it right in the breadbasket tonight when they bring their cutesy 10-0 streak into San Antonio.
Vince Carter is scoring a lot. Awwww…. how adorable!
Jason Kidd stopped slapping Joumana around long enough to get some assists in a tough win over the Craptors (who lost to the Israelis, mind you).
But tonight they get a healthy dose of Championship Defense at the fierce hands of our mighty Spurs.
* Vince Carter does not score 33 points because Bruce “Lee” Bowen breaks out the K’ung F’u Grip on him and reminds him what perimeter defense does to one dimensional, shoot-first glamor divas.
* Jason Kidd gets punked by Tony Parker, reminding him what a real Spurs point guard plays like, and with Eva Longoria in the house, reminds him that it’s better to have a fantastically hot Latina at your side that you don’t have to slap around.
* Nenad Krstic discovers that “Tim Duncan” is English for “world champion, MVP forward-center”
And the rest of those bums get reminded that best in the Atlantic is nothing whatsoever like best in the league.
The Spurs are going to win big.
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