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By The Funk on January 10, 2006.

The Nets look to take it right in the breadbasket tonight when they bring their cutesy 10-0 streak into San Antonio.

Vince Carter is scoring a lot. Awwww…. how adorable!

Jason Kidd stopped slapping Joumana around long enough to get some assists in a tough win over the Craptors (who lost to the Israelis, mind you).

But tonight they get a healthy dose of Championship Defense at the fierce hands of our mighty Spurs.

My prediction:
* Vince Carter does not score 33 points because Bruce “Lee” Bowen breaks out the K’ung F’u Grip on him and reminds him what perimeter defense does to one dimensional, shoot-first glamor divas.

* Jason Kidd gets punked by Tony Parker, reminding him what a real Spurs point guard plays like, and with Eva Longoria in the house, reminds him that it’s better to have a fantastically hot Latina at your side that you don’t have to slap around.

* Nenad Krstic discovers that “Tim Duncan” is English for “world champion, MVP forward-center”

And the rest of those bums get reminded that best in the Atlantic is nothing whatsoever like best in the league.

The Spurs are going to win big.

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