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By The Funk on May 19, 2006.

Can you tell it’s mid-May? The bitch-ass Mavs are reduced to dirty hits in the playoffs against us again. Juwan Howard clotheslined Derek Anderson, injuring him and ending our title run. Then he clotheslined Malik.

Of course, the Mavs are not alone. Robert Horry (then a Laker, Lord forgive his sins) punched David Robinson in the tackle in a playoff game. When that didn’t have enough impact to damage the brass of The Admiral (Horry probably hurt his hand)… Horry hit him with a low blow again.

That’s dirty, lousy, punk basketball. I didn’t like it when Rodman played dirty as a Spur in the playoffs, and it’s w e a k to punch Spurs below the belt in the playoffs. That’s not basketball.

Jason Terry is a 2-bit bitch with a one dimensional game and big choke performance on the floor. That just added to the momentum avalanche hitting the Mavs and picking up steam.

This is a Dynasty and it will not be denied by cheap shots.

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  1. Bramlet Abercrombie May 19, 2006

    I knew there was a good reason for my instinctive dislike of that ball-busting bitch.

    Yeah, we all know about Rob “Nutshot” Horry’s shameful past, but the difference between the two is that by all accounts, Rob is a great guy whose cheap shot at David was an aberration, whereas Terry is just a cocky-smirk-wearing cocksucker whose cheap shot simply revealed his true bitchitude. But I knew it all along.

    Great photo, by the way, Funktiger.


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