https://poundingtherock.com/story/2007/4/21/151941/787

Man, this took a lot of work. I am exhausted. Trying to squeeze a productive chat out of Matthew is like playing ball with Shaq during January. You keep waiting for him to work himself open, to exert any energy at all so that you can set him up, and he simply refuses to budge.

If you don’t think Wade will eventually be making the same snide about the big fella that Kobe used to, you’re hopelessly naive about Flash’s benevolence. I predict it will end badly for them, like it always does for Shaq and his second banana.

Then again, by now Shaq is the second banana. Or pineapple. Or whatever.