In lieu of writing a new post, which would require time and energy that Bramlet unfortunately can’t spare today, I give you last year’s playoff post “How to Maximize the Spurs’ Mojo.” Let’s all do our part to ensure a Spurs victory tonight and another championship playoff run. I hope you find this inspirational. And I hope you find an undigested chicken head in your poop if you don’t. Apparently a lot of you didn’t take this seriously enough after I wrote it during the ‘Ricks series last year. Or maybe AJ’s New Orleans voodoo was just too strong for our Spurs Mojo. Either way, I expect the outcome to be different this year.

And yeah, I realize that calling this post “classic” is a stretch for numerous reasons, but I have to justify my laziness somehow.