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By now you’ve likely heard the news, “Spurs’ Parker out 2-4 weeks with calf injury.” (Btw, the comments on Yahoo! Sports are predictably funny, blaming the injury on Tony’s sexual escapes.) Before you get hysterical, or think that our championship hopes have been shattered, I’m here to tell you that Tony’s injury and the timing might actually be a good thing. To quote Bramlet Amercrombie, who has been noticeably absent…
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In case you haven’t noticed, not a lot has been going on at SpursDynasty.com this season. Because I’d rather blame someone else rather than take personal responsibility, I blame the women in our lives. The Funk, Bramlet and I have wives who, surprise surprise, want us to spend more time with them, and not our computers. Bramlet has a brand new baby girl, so until she learns how to type,…
Game 10: Spurs 86, Clippers 83 Unbelievable. Roger Mason’s three-pointer with 8.4 seconds left against the Clippers? Yeah, that was great. What’s unbelievable, though, is that I watched last night’s Spurs-Clippers game on my computer! When Tim Duncan started playing for the Spurs back in 1997, we were still using VCRs to record games. (Bramlet needs a storage unit for all of his VHS tapes.) Now we watch games on…
Long time readers of SpursDynasty know that Bramlet Abercrombie is a big believer in voodoo. In keeping with his ritual of bringing down the wrath of the vodun on the opponent, Bramlet has supplied us this downloadable PDF. Click here to downloadWhat you do with this is, of course, up to you, but Bramlet recommends that you: Cast Pop-Pops (or some variant such as “Party Snaps” or “Snap Dragons”) upon…
Game 7 tips off in the Big Queasy in just a few hours, and it’s time to stop dicking around. I’ll freely admit, in the last couple of years I haven’t been the same righteous Spurs fan that I once was, as the complacence of the Spurs’ four championships (and perennially competitive teams) and the weight of life’s responsibilities have set in. But just for tonight, I’m letting that mad,…
Bramlet: “Please sign with the Spurs, Brent. Please? It would mean so much to me. Come on, you’re not gonna like it anywhere else. Somebody’s gotta take that roster spot. Why can’t it be you? Hey. Please? Sign with the Spurs?” The Funk: “Come on, don’t let the boy down, Brent. Gah?” Bramlet: “Hi, hello. Are ya good, Brent? Let me make a Pearl Jam mix for you. Please? To…
Game recaps are not my forte, and Michael is certainly working on a brilliant recap of game 5 even as I write this. Even so, I’m compelled to write that last night I witnessed the worst 36 minutes of basketball I’ve seen all season. It started in Cleveland and continued in Phoenix. I have yet to watch a complete Eastern Conference playoff game. I’ve watched highlights and a quarter here…
On the Demise of Nutjob Terry, Sour Kraut, that rich fucker who voted for Bush, et al:This was supposed to provide me with spiritual redemption for last year’s soul-searing loss to the ’Ricks—or at least enough satisfying memories to get me through an eternity in a lake of fire. This was supposed to be even more orgasmic than my weekend-long ménage à trois with Gong Li and Cate Blanchett (in…
In lieu of writing a new post, which would require time and energy that Bramlet unfortunately can’t spare today, I give you last year’s playoff post “How to Maximize the Spurs’ Mojo.” Let’s all do our part to ensure a Spurs victory tonight and another championship playoff run. I hope you find this inspirational. And I hope you find an undigested chicken head in your poop if you don’t. Apparently…
