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Alas, I wish it weren’t true, but Marissa grew up in Santa Cruz, so I shouldn’t be that surprised. Although I do wonder why she isn’t a Warriors fan, instead.

Hitler vs. Osama. Scott Stapp vs. Ted Nugent. Kenneth Lay vs. Jeffrey Dahmer. Halliburton vs. the Empire. The Decepticons vs. the Borg. Mark “I Wanna Smoke a” Cuban‘s Mavericks vs. Shaquille “Deal a Meal” O’Neal’s Heat. In my post-elimination depression, I was going to avoid watching the Finals, but I’ve decided, uncharacteristically, to suck it up and be a good sport (of sorts) about this travesty. That, of course, means…

I can’t decide which is stranger: Former San Antonio Spur, and current Dallas Mavericks coach, Avery Johnson has been married for 14 years. Avery’s wife, Cassandra, assaulted a Suns fan and made an obscene gesture during her husband’s team’s loss in Game 4. Cassandra assaulted Rebecca Kettle and Jose Martinez because they kept standing and cheering, blocking the view of her children. She claims she asked them to “not get…

The 2006-2007 Spurs are beginning to take shape. Robertas “The Lithuanian Beast” Javtokas is on his way, and Ian “Hasn’t Done Enough to Warrant a Nickname Yet” Mahinmi is set to show the summer leagues some defensive domination. (Apparently 19-year-old wunderkind Viktor Sanikidze is also set to play for the Spurs’ summer league team, but I don’t think there’s been any official word on that yet.) Spurs draft pick Javtokas…

This year, I think our only major free agent action will be with our European studs. But it’s nice to know that players feel this way: Utah not high on wish list for NBA players According to a Sports Illustrated poll of 248 NBA players, 27 percent named the Jazz as the team (other than they’re own) for which they would least like to play. Toronto was second at 16…

I still think the Heat are going to win this series, and beat the Suns in the Finals. I just wanted to share this picture with the SpursDynasty family.

In case you missed this last May, consider this a Christmas gift from your friends at SpursDynasty. Merry Christmas! Coach Gregg Popovich shoots straight about wine By Kristiana Kahakauwila From Wine Spectator magazine, May 31, 2006 issue San Antonio Spurs head coach Gregg Popovich’s biggest nightmare has nothing to do with basketball. He’s not worried about a weak defense or an undisciplined team; after all, the Texas team, led by…

As my thoughts have ranged from the suicidal to the homicidal to the tyrannicidal to the genocidal* to the ursicidal over the last 36 hours, in my great desperation to find an alternative to violence, I have turned, finally, to optimism. Yes, looking on the bright side is for pussies. Yes, I swore to myself that I would never resort to optimism again. Yet as a temporary measure in these,…

After the Spurs went down 3 games to 1 in their series with the Mavericks, most of the sports media wrote them off. We here at SpursDynasty had our doubts, but never lost faith. And now that the series has gone to 7, fate and the odds are back on the Spurs side. The dynasty continues. NBA teams are 77-17 at home in Game 7s Starting with the 2001 postseason,…

Can you tell it’s mid-May? The bitch-ass Mavs are reduced to dirty hits in the playoffs against us again. Juwan Howard clotheslined Derek Anderson, injuring him and ending our title run. Then he clotheslined Malik. Of course, the Mavs are not alone. Robert Horry (then a Laker, Lord forgive his sins) punched David Robinson in the tackle in a playoff game. When that didn’t have enough impact to damage the…