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Once again, everyone’s talking about Eva Longoria and Tony Parker. Actually, I have a pretty positive impression of her and of her relationship with Tony – for one thing, people close to the team have said some positive things about her and seem to think that their relationship is serious and healthy. I also like the fact that she comes to a lot of the games, including road games in…

* Brent Barry – since the very-near trade, just past the league deadline, Brent has started coming strong with bigger game. Nothing like being sent to obscurity off a championship squad to get motivated. His shooting % and minutes are up pretty noticably over the month. He’s the best Barry still playing in TX at least.* Michael Finley – also spelling Manu, buying valuable rest for his fellow All-Star guard,…

In the last few days two articles by noted basketball pundits have left me a tad disturbed. (Both of them, by the way, are examples of the media’s – and the NBA’s – radical anti-Spurs agenda, a topic on which the sleuths at SpursDynasty will be offering a complete expose in the coming weeks.) I would feel sorry for these victims of foot-in-mouth disease, but they obviously hate the Spurs…

My man Nazr went for 30 points and 16 boards, and was unstoppable on the offensive glass, as the Spurs beat the Suns 108-102. I hope this image of the Prophet throwing it down won’t result in the burning of any KFC franchises in the Middle East. Hmmm…on second thought, maybe that wouldn’t be so bad. Damn factory-farm-supporting infidel bastards. Colonel Sanders hates Islam! (By the way, please, dear readers,…

TP and the Spurs are going to introduce Steve Nash to the Special Olympics:

If you still haven’t seen the photos of Robert Horry biting Jerry Stackhouse, we’ve got them here. Ok, now you can listen to what Horry has to say about the incident.

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Hola Amigos, Been a while since I rapped at ya. Many thoughts to share, so maybe we should do it player by player: Tony Parker – during the preseason, I was playing some NBA Live and noticed that Parker can pretty much score at will on the move unless you jack the CPU defense up a lot. Pretty much like real life, except of course being Le Penetration is a…

Thanks to the Kobe-centric programmers over at ABC, I didn’t get a chance to watch the Spurs beat the Rockets today. But I did catch this remark by Brent Musberger during the Lakers-Sonics game, regarding the Spurs recent loss to the Lakers: MUSBERGER: The Lakers have won four of their last five and they’re coming off their biggest win of the year, the other night in San Antonio, 100 to…

Spurs fans often make me feel like a counselor faced with the age-old, platitudinous, cheesy 80′s-music question “How do I know whether I’m really in love?” Often, as I’m walking along the street, minding my own business (i.e. designing food-poisoning schemes to use against the Pistons or plotting against the integrity of Amare Stoudemire’s knee), I’m approached by wannabe Bramlets who ask me, “Bramlet, how do I know whether I’m…